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) MENTOR OF MATHEMATICAL MADNESS (A swell guy attempting an impossible job) 97. (2/1/08) REALITY CHECK Pres. Mellow's penchant for trumpeting LaGuardia as one of the top 3 community colleges on the planet, or some such similar nonsense, didn't strike us as quite credible - so we checked around on Google and found Washington Monthly's list of the 30 top community colleges in the nation. Yikes! - ole LaG is not among them! See the following: www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2007/0709.ccrankings.html *************** 98. (4/12/08) 120,000 VISITS LaGuardiacorruption.com, the website that attempts to stanch the torrent of bullshit that flows continuously from LaGuardia's bosses and their cronies, celebrated its 120,000th visit yesterday. This comes to an average of about 47 visits per day during the past seven years - a mere finger in the dike, but it's all we've got folks. Please continue to address your comments, criticisms and words of encouragement to our guestbook and to mingala1@aol.com. *************** 99. (7/2/08) MELLOW DISSOLVES COMPUTER SCIENCE DEPT In her latest psychotic outburst, Pres. Mellow has settled her years-old vendetta against the CIS Dept by dissolving the Dept! The CIS Dept has officially ceased to exist and its tenured faculty members have been dispersed to other Depts, where they will not be warmly welcomed. With this vicious act, LaGuardia's Queen and her cronies once again demonstrate their fanatical need to maintain absolute power and their utter disregard for the rights of faculty and students. As per usual at these atrocities, not a word of protest was heard from the Faculty of Walking Dead or their union. *************** 100. (7/29/08) PRESERVING TRADITION There are old-timers who maintain that LaGuardia's first President, Joe Shenker, was a thoroughgoing lowlife who was asked to depart in disgrace under a cloud of alleged corruption and mismanagement, not to mention workplace alcoholism and scandalous sexual misconduct involving several female faculty members. These allegations may or may not be true. Nonetheless, on Aug. 14 we will rename LaGuardia’s Main Building in his honor. How utterly appropriate! |
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